Cinco de Mayo

How to spend the occasion? Grab a friend and head down to Seven-Eleven. That's right- patronize your local convenience store by grabbing a hot dog covered in onions and free chili, and an ice-cold slurpee of one or many flavors. What better way is there to spend a nice night, like that which tomorrow's will prove to be, than to hang out at Seven-Eleven. A nice, warm night with your friends, enjoying the simplest parts of life.

Speaking of which, why do you think human beings exist? Leave me some thoughts in the comments.